The logical way to save humanity
A growing glitch in modern day society is diversity, even at the smallest of conditions. People are finding alternative ways to gain knowledge, they’re coming up with their own beliefs, and they are finding ways to venture off the path of conformity and righteousness. This is a very serious knot in humanity that we must strive to untie. In a world like ours, it is extremely crucial to have no stragglers on our path of perfection and conformity to keep life as we know it from falling into purgatory.
If people go their own way and venture towards their own beliefs, the world will clearly fall into pieces. All good will fall into the fiery inferno of the underworld and pandemonium and chaos will wreak havoc on all of humanity, exterminating mankind eternally. The earth will crumbly between the deathly fingers of diversity.
To prevent life as we know it from falling into a horrific abyss of flames, we must take action and rid of anyone who ventures out of conformity. This is completely necessary, and absolutely logical. We must kill off each and every boneheaded, brainless nonconformist in a variety of ways. Each different type of non-nonconformity deserves a different method of extinction. All are stated below.
-All who seek their own religion shall be thrown into an endless pit of purgatory and Hades, Where they will spend a thousand eternities, able to do nothing more than read Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss, and utter only the words “Sam I am.”
-All who venture away from traditional ways of education shall be sentenced to an eternal domain of torture where they will be required to write a tremendous amount of pointless papers until blood flows from their fingers and their body drains over the work they unwillingly spent days and days slaving over.
-Anyone who has different political views shall inhale the odor of our most stubborn political leader until they drop to the ground from suffocation.
-Masses with different personal interests, desires, and priorities will be forced to experience waiting in an everlasting line, waiting, and waiting, forever to get into Disneyland, the most wonderful place in the world. - People of different languages, nationalities and cultures shall be buried at the bottom of the all mighty totem pole of social status. Below all of the superior individuals that believe in the virtuousness of conformity.
-every other member of the nonconformist society shall simply be jumped on by all of the superior conformists until their heads pop off.
By doing this, we will completely eliminate the problem and live in a society of perfection.
Conform, or die by the hands of the superior.
